Lockdown Life Enthusiast Pillows

Future massage

Social Distancing Haircut

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Coronavirus Impact on Children

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"How are we on bread?"

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Caution: Swine Flu!

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

2020 Panic Room

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

The Face Mask

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

Grandmother together with family at Christmas

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

"And now <sigh!> Terms and Conditions,

Pandemic playhouse.

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

I miss...

"He's in lockdown."

"Everyone stay home."

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

Eraserhead

"My YouTube channel The Happy Hermit has really taken off since lockdown began."

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

Lockdown Connections

"You're wrong Ted, this is absolutely the right time to organize three decades of photos."

Man walks dog using treadmill.

In and Stay the F**k In