Lockdown Lifestyles Pillows

Lockdown

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Sisyphus during Covid

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"How are we on bread?"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

2020 Panic Room

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

The Face Mask

"To be or not to be."

"Have you seen my onesie?"

Grandmother together with family at Christmas

Pandemic playhouse.

"And now <sigh!> Terms and Conditions,

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

I miss...

"Working remotely is great. My coworker is adorable, and my pantry has never been so organized."

"Oh, I was just reminiscing... remember when Casual Fridays were something unique?"

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"Everyone stay home."

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

A socially distanced queue

Christmas 2020

Lockdown Connections

Eraserhead

"You're wrong Ted, this is absolutely the right time to organize three decades of photos."

Man walks dog using treadmill.

"It's funny - the things you miss."

"I've run out of topics, so you have to do the talking until the vaccine comes."

"With the hairdresser and dentist closed, I find social distancing isn't a problem."

The loneliness of the social distance jogger.