Lockdown Lifestyles Mugs

Lockdown

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Sisyphus during Covid

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"How are we on bread?"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

The Face Mask

2020 Panic Room

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"To be or not to be."

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

Grandmother together with family at Christmas

"Have you seen my onesie?"

Pandemic playhouse.

"And now <sigh!> Terms and Conditions,

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

I miss...

Lockdown Connections

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

Eraserhead

"Working remotely is great. My coworker is adorable, and my pantry has never been so organized."

Christmas 2020

"Oh, I was just reminiscing... remember when Casual Fridays were something unique?"

"Everyone stay home."

A socially distanced queue

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

"You're wrong Ted, this is absolutely the right time to organize three decades of photos."

Man walks dog using treadmill.

"With the hairdresser and dentist closed, I find social distancing isn't a problem."

"I've run out of topics, so you have to do the talking until the vaccine comes."

"It's funny - the things you miss."