Living Through Lockdown Pillows

"Oh fine, fine. . . you know me! How have YOU folks been holding up?"

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Sisyphus during Covid

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

"Alexa sort this s**t out!"

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

Things to do while you're stick at home during the coronavirus crisis...

Five Stages of Lockdown

"To be or not to be."

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

Pandemic playhouse.

Grandmother together with family at Christmas

"And now <sigh!> Terms and Conditions,

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"Times like these bring out the best in us."

"I'll come join you as soon as I'm done sob-yelling for the night."

"Alexa, what fresh hell are we in for today?"

I miss...

Lockdown Connections

"I feel like everyone's been acting so distant lately."

"I have to send this back. Unfortunately, there were eight kilos between order and delivery."

"That does it! California is on the naughty list!"

Coronavirus

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

Eraserhead

"Everyone stay home."

Mask Rules

"You're wrong Ted, this is absolutely the right time to organize three decades of photos."