Lockdown Enthusiast Pillows

2020 Panic Room

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Social Distancing Club

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"How are we on bread?"

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Caution: Swine Flu!

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

The Face Mask

One line a day... Diary 2020

Keep out - Covid-19

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

"Still too close."

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

Home Stay Home

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

"He's in lockdown."

Covid Back to School

"My YouTube channel The Happy Hermit has really taken off since lockdown began."

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

"You'd better make that 10 feet."

2020 Social Distancing

In and Stay the F**k In

"This isn't as fun as I remembered!"

"Table for one, sir?"