Lockdown Leisure Lover Pillows

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"Michael? Oh yes, he's doing fine. He is really coming into his own during the lockdown. He seems to be enjoying it!"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Problem Solving

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Well Earned Vacation"

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Table tennis.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"How are we on bread?"