Lockdown Leisure Lover Pillows

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"Michael? Oh yes, he's doing fine. He is really coming into his own during the lockdown. He seems to be enjoying it!"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I AM at my usual position."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Problem Solving

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Table tennis.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"How are we on bread?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'