Lox Lover Pillows

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Face painting.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

The Dandy

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Tee for Two!

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Fetching some bread

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

'Our limo's here.'

A mad scientist.

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'