Loch Lover Pillows

Fishermen on a loch

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"This stool shall pass."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Loud mouth bass.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Man painting MOM on boat

Canadian Canoe.

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

I bake my own bread.