Loch Lover Mugs

Fishermen on a loch

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Greenwich in the Season'

Loud mouth bass.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Canadian Canoe.

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

I bake my own bread.

Man painting MOM on boat

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."