Loch Ness Lover Mugs

After endless hours of waiting they were finally rewarded with a glimpse of the mysterious creature.

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Wifi in Hell

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Archimedes statue with a lever

"This stool shall pass."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Mr Metrosexual.

Pearly King and Queen

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Scientist seen on loch.

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Man painting MOM on boat

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."