Loch Ness Believer Mugs

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Scientist seen on loch.

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Fairy Vet

Football Delivery

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

The Fountain of Youth.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

"I'd swear it moved just now..!!"

Every App tells a story.

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

'The global economy is fragile and mysterious, folks... kind of like Tinkerbell in 'Peter Pan.' When people stopped believing in the magic, Tinkerbell almost died. So it's up to us to invent a better supernatural creature to believe in!'

"The other fairy does glass."

Wishing Well - Results may vary.

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."