Loch Ness Believer Mugs

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Scientist seen on loch.

Sermon on the Grounds...

Fairy Vet

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

Football Delivery

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

The Fountain of Youth.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

Every App tells a story.

"The other fairy does glass."

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

"I'd swear it moved just now..!!"

'The global economy is fragile and mysterious, folks... kind of like Tinkerbell in 'Peter Pan.' When people stopped believing in the magic, Tinkerbell almost died. So it's up to us to invent a better supernatural creature to believe in!'

Wishing Well - Results may vary.