Nessie Believer Mugs

Gullibility and Loch Ness Monster Sightings

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Tourists and their Pets.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

Fairy Vet

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

Floating Dragon

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

The Fountain of Youth.

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.