Nessie Believer Mugs

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Tourists and their Pets.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

Fairy Vet

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

Floating Dragon

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

The Fountain of Youth.

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

"I'd swear it moved just now..!!"

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"