Nessie Supporter Mugs

Floating Dragon

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Tourists and their Pets.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

100k Desert Crawl

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Cheerleaders

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I take it your team lost again!"

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

Women's World Cup Final

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

Sports area vendors.

Small store loses out to glossy big store

Psychiatrist stretcher

'Honestly, if you're looking in Loch Ness you're way off!'

Climate Change Has Pushed Me Out Of The Media

"My husband is a football fan."