Nessie Lover Mugs

Climate Change Has Pushed Me Out Of The Media

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Tourists and their Pets.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'I'm a star!'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Coffee Menu

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Storage Unit of Love

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

Lunch

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"You're back! You're really back...!"

Magician creates magic square

'A sandwich?'

Morgan Freeman

American Gothic: I Love NY

Snow fall buries the Statue of Liberty

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition