Nessie Lover T-Shirts

Climate Change Has Pushed Me Out Of The Media

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Tourists and their Pets.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'I'm a star!'

Coffee Menu

Storage Unit of Love

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Lunch

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'A sandwich?'

Magician creates magic square

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

Snow fall buries the Statue of Liberty

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

American Gothic: I Love NY