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Tourists and their Pets.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Tiger Costume

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Well, we got the grant."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

Floating Dragon

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

Lady Liberty Cools Off

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

"I want to be irresistible to women."

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

'Wow, that's great! The house rules say pets ain't allowed here!'

Cross Platform.

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

Nashville Peacock

"What are we?"

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

"So what if you're a made man!!"

Ghost Swing

'Honestly, if you're looking in Loch Ness you're way off!'

'Pay no attention to any silly stories, I've been here two hundred years and never yet seen a monster.'