Onesie Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Tourists and their Pets.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Do you do much walking?"

The Bearskin Hat Family

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Tiger Costume

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

The Mummy's Purse...

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'They're bound to hurt at first.'