Onesie Enthusiasts Mugs

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Tourists and their Pets.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Joined at the hipster.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Do you do much walking?"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Tiger Costume

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

The Mummy's Purse...

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.