Hoodie Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I hate summer, I feel naked and vulnerable without my hoodie."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Please don't be on backwards."

"It's parent's evening tonight, Dad. Lose the hoodie."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Mister Pretty Shoes

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Scarf puts hat back on.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Do you do much walking?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Tiger Costume

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"That shirt is so last year."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

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'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'You don't want the job, do you?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'