Hoodie Enthusiast Gifts

"I hate summer, I feel naked and vulnerable without my hoodie."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Please don't be on backwards."

"It's parent's evening tonight, Dad. Lose the hoodie."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

New Shoes.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Mister Pretty Shoes

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Tiger Costume

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"That shirt is so last year."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

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"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"