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It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Bald Man Overcomb

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.