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Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Tourists and their Pets.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Gesundheit!"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Tiger Costume

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

Crocodile Shoes

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Floating Dragon

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

"You might consider new socks as well."

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'Touching.'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Stalk of Newspaper Vendors

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"I wish I lived in a name brand shoe."