Nessie Aficionado Gifts

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Tourists and their Pets.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Gesundheit!"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Tiger Costume

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Best to keep downwind.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Crocodile Shoes

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

Floating Dragon

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'Touching.'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'Love the kitten heels!'

"You might consider new socks as well."

Stalk of Newspaper Vendors

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'