Nessie Fan Gifts

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Tourists and their Pets.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Gesundheit!"

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Tiger Costume

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

Which film is hidden here

Football Crazy.

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

Fan-Centric Stadium

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

Wilfried Zaha

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Floating Dragon

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

"There was excitement at the match today, when a discussion over a VAR decision was interrupted by football breaking out on the pitch..."

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

Sam Allardyce

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

Referee

Doctor to patient: I think I can help you but it will involve a Mickey Mouse operation.

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'