Nessie Chaser Gifts

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Breakthrough

"He's deliciously vintage."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

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'Get me public relations!'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

Working from OM.

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Skinhead guppy.

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Redeemable Securities.

Happiness

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Man on motorbike.

"Five minutes, General."

Meditation Center

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

Take to relieve stress. . . Meditation.

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'