Nessie Chaser Prints

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Breakthrough

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

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Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Get me public relations!'

Chris Froome

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Frank Zappa

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Working from OM.

Skinhead guppy.

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

Redeemable Securities.

Happiness

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Man on motorbike.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

"Five minutes, General."

Meditation Center

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

Take to relieve stress. . . Meditation.

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'