Nessie Supporter Gifts

Floating Dragon

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Tourists and their Pets.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

100k Desert Crawl

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Gareth Bale

Cheerleaders

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Starfish doing the wave.

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"I take it your team lost again!"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

Women's World Cup Final

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

Sports area vendors.

"This is on me. I did say take us to your leader."

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

Small store loses out to glossy big store

Chris Hughton

Gullibility and Loch Ness Monster Sightings

"My husband is a football fan."

Climate Change Has Pushed Me Out Of The Media

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

Psychiatrist stretcher