Nervous Nelly Supporters Gifts

'Don't worry about him, Nibbles is fine. A bit highly strung perhaps...!'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Worry tank

Tourists and their Pets.

No Immediate Danger

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Nervous Student

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"Ted doesn't test well."

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

"Can I put in a claim for interview trauma compensation?"

"It's a simple procedure. You'll be fine – as long as no one gets sloppy."

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"I don't interview well."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

Floating Dragon

The Return of Guarded Optimism

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

Interview anxiety

"Is this your first job interview, sir?"

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

'You and your aversion to needles!'

"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."

Gerald sensed that more than just his reputation was riding on the success of the presentation.

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

Ugly sisters