Nostalgic Nelly Gifts

'The way I understand it, Grandpa spent the wild, psychedelic Sixties mostly watching Ed Sullivan.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Old rocker.

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

Colonial Larrysburg.

I love you.

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

"We haven't danced in ages."

"We used to entertain a great deal."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Green Balloon

'Lost Diary'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

An Appreciation

Remembering His Marbles

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Aging together

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'