Nostalgic Noble Gifts

Two porters carry a king

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Hipsters"

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"I made you a mixtape."

'Bring out yer books!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Elvis Presley

Hay Rides $10

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')