Loch Ness Admirer Mugs

Loch Ness Monster: Silly Ness, Busi Ness, Sexy Ness.

The Gettysburg Address in process.

A watch face with Stonehenge

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Remarkably Richmond

Scientist seen on loch.

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

'Ben!'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Pizza London Eye

"He didn't do squat for cats."

The Brief Lincoln - Mum Debate.

Leaning on a Lamp post

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"Has anybody seen my old friend Nelson?"

The Gherkin, Central London

Private Willis

SOUTH CAROLINA SECEDES, 'See - I TOLD you that you couldn't fool all of the people all of the time!'

Brexit

Donald Trump hides behind the Lincoln Memorial

Lincoln's lips were a huge addition to his Gettysburg Museum.

You don't need to use air quotes for your own words, Mr. Lincoln.

Cats waiting for fish.

'I KNOW the country is deeply divided!'

James Chadwick

Abraham Lincoln snowman in front of White House.

Climate Change Has Pushed Me Out Of The Media

'I hear there are some mighty big frogs in this lake.'

"I just had a crazy idea: Let's sell the kids."