Church Admirer Mugs

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Shepherd and eurydice

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Snow Devil

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

Quills - Sizes 1-9

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Look man, no wings!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Angel Music

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Wash your hands

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."