Loch Ness Lover Gifts

After endless hours of waiting they were finally rewarded with a glimpse of the mysterious creature.

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Scientist seen on loch.

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Canadian Canoe.

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'