Loch Ness Enthusiast Gifts

Scientist seen on loch.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

Determined fisherman

Land's End

Legend Elvish Presley rocks at hobgoblin fest

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

'What luck! A court reporter.'

Lover's leap: Man paining sign falls off.

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

Climate Change Has Pushed Me Out Of The Media

"Sorry, but we're not at the lake."

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

'Pay no attention to any silly stories, I've been here two hundred years and never yet seen a monster.'

But incorrect stocking can upset the balance of your water.

Loch Ness Monster: Silly Ness, Busi Ness, Sexy Ness.

'Oh, don't fuss over little old me!'

'I'm telling you, Fred, fishing is a science.'

"I don't know how to make it warmer and less gross. It's a pond."