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Scientist seen on loch.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

Land's End

Determined fisherman

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

Legend Elvish Presley rocks at hobgoblin fest

'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

'What luck! A court reporter.'

Lover's leap: Man paining sign falls off.

'Pay no attention to any silly stories, I've been here two hundred years and never yet seen a monster.'

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

The lake is peaceful today. Hardly! Danger lurks! You never know when nature will strike. That's negative, Nana. Hi! Is Twig here? See what I mean? I'll go get her!

This is not the type of post office I'm looking for.

Climate Change Has Pushed Me Out Of The Media

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"Sorry, but we're not at the lake."

But incorrect stocking can upset the balance of your water.

'Oh, don't fuss over little old me!'

Loch Ness Monster: Silly Ness, Busi Ness, Sexy Ness.

'I'm telling you, Fred, fishing is a science.'