Loch Ness Explorer T-Shirts

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

I love the Shard

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Getting the hang of it?"

Desert Island Mishap

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

East End Maps.

Fishing direction sign.

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Bankside

Scientist seen on loch.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Best friends without borders.

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

So … how did you two meet?

No Swimming Allowed

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."