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Shadow Tripping.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Getting the hang of it?"

'And right here they merged...'

Fishing direction sign.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'Your future looks charming.'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'I say we try it.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

No Swimming Allowed

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'Mary, please clear my schedule for today. Something's come up.'

'What luck!'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

"I'm over here, dummy!"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."