Law Of Chance Explorer T-Shirts

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Polar bear bowling alley

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

'About this experiment for generating random numbers - each time you do it, it comes out different.'

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

Palm Reading

Updated History: Sir Isaac Newton. A body at rest tends to remain at rest ... unless an apple falls on its head. Of course, this is just a first draft.

Moral Values for Dummies

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

'How close to the truth do you want to come, sir?'

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'At least we're doing our part to bring an end to world hunger.'

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

Mermaids

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People