Scottish Highlands Lover Gifts

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 7.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Echo Tourism'

Snowmobull

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Scottish party

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Skiing

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Meryl Streep

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Latest Aye Phone

"This is a duet yourself project."

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

Little girl skiing.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

We can't go on meeting like this...

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

The Angel's Share

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

'Another Scotch?'