Lake Lovers Mugs

'I'm telling you, Fred, fishing is a science.'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

"This sis my favourite place. It reminds me of me."

'Not that net!'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"They're so like us."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Marco ..."

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Odette from Swan Lake

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Leak in the fish tank.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Go jump in the lake!

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Watching Sea Life.

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."