Quirky Message Creator Pillows

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Giraffe Selfie

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

What makes you think people don't respect you, jerk?

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"I usually work in snow."

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Final Analysis.

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'