Tweet Crafter Pillows

'I worked on that tweet for two hours. Turns out my follower is offline!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Do it yourself books.

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

Ornithologist

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

What happened to "will work for food"? Will write funny gags for food. You Fusco Brothers need funny gags way more than you need your lawn mowed.

Cross-country knitting.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"It hasn't been published yet. Bloody idiots wouldn't recognize a great book if it jumped up and bit them on the ass."

"I had to get braces."

Wooly mammoth

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

'See what I made in my digital handicraft class today?!'

'The theory is, instead of cutting us down, they keep recycling Grandpa to make new paper products.'

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

Garden Art

'The Raffia Mafia.'

Musk Musk Musk

Writer's Block

Octopus and Swordfish

Translator

'I invited them in with a Tweet!'

"I had to make the heart blue because I used up all my red crayons at Christmas time."

"So wait - Dana can ferment kombucha, Jason took a spoon-whittling course, I'm a barista, and Lisa has bookshop experience. We're going to be fine."

Just woke up from a 12 hour nap #staywoke

"Hey, guys, I need a speech in 20 minutes. Could you make these scattered thoughts and half-baked conclusions into a compelling narrative?"

Man selling 'Do-it-yourself Greeting Cards'.