Tweet Crafter Gifts

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Do it yourself books.

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

Ornithologist

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Cross-country knitting.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"It hasn't been published yet. Bloody idiots wouldn't recognize a great book if it jumped up and bit them on the ass."

"I had to get braces."

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

Wooly mammoth

'See what I made in my digital handicraft class today?!'

'The theory is, instead of cutting us down, they keep recycling Grandpa to make new paper products.'

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

Garden Art

'The Raffia Mafia.'

Octopus and Swordfish

Writer's Block

"I had to make the heart blue because I used up all my red crayons at Christmas time."

'I invited them in with a Tweet!'

Translator

"So wait - Dana can ferment kombucha, Jason took a spoon-whittling course, I'm a barista, and Lisa has bookshop experience. We're going to be fine."

Just woke up from a 12 hour nap #staywoke

Blacksmith heart

"Hey, guys, I need a speech in 20 minutes. Could you make these scattered thoughts and half-baked conclusions into a compelling narrative?"