Tweet Artist Gifts

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Tweet.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

My Fair Lady Twitter

Rage-Tweeting Impeachment

I'm your ghost twitterer. It's a marketing vehicle for your radio show. You're stealing my identity because if you used your own, no one would follow your tweets! You've got 3,000 followers. They're living to read about your every movement. Beating on pause. Beating on pause.

"My big fat ego has just discovered Twitter!"

Tweet

The twittering president.

'And the public is protected from your tweets.'