Message Craftsperson Pillows

Don't forget the netiquette

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Arts and crafts

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Bad Interview Technique

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Multitool Knife

'I had a cough at the time!'

Home maintenance

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Remedial Karate"

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Pottery

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

"If anyone asks, I did this."

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Likes Makes Right

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Potter

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."