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Don't forget the netiquette

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Arts and crafts

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Bad Interview Technique

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Multitool Knife

'I had a cough at the time!'

Home maintenance

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Remedial Karate"

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Pottery

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

Likes Makes Right

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"If anyone asks, I did this."

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

Potter

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."