Mission Statement Muse Pillows

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

'Then it's agreed! Our mission statement will be to deliver more and better education.'

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Nihilistic customer service"

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

Nun Binning the Devil

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Dali Paints His Dreams

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

"Quit whimpering."

'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."

'I can't seem to relax in this office.'

"Oh, that's Harvey Willis. . . he's been here forever."

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

'It wasn't the proverbial cookie jar, Sir. It was just the real cookie jar.'

"Now hold that."

'i think you should have created the Commandments first, and then the people.'