Mission Statement Muse Prints

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'

'Then it's agreed! Our mission statement will be to deliver more and better education.'

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Nihilistic customer service"

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Nun Binning the Devil

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."

"Oh, that's Harvey Willis. . . he's been here forever."

"Quit whimpering."

'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

'I can't seem to relax in this office.'

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

'It wasn't the proverbial cookie jar, Sir. It was just the real cookie jar.'

"Now hold that."

"Is that your interpretation of primorial, Jim?"

'i think you should have created the Commandments first, and then the people.'

"I really don't like poetry."