Mouse Muse Pillows

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Jerry Lordan

Rogue elephant

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

The Sensitive Dude.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Modern day mirror.

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Abstract portrait art.

"Buy them - and never look back."

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

This apartment is bigger than mine!

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

AS Joe saw his reflection in the mirror - he realized that maybe the zookeeper hadn't called him a buffoon after all.

Mirror Mirror on the Wall...what happened to you?

Decisions...Decisions.

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'