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Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

Jerry Lordan

Angel playing music

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"...on the avenue..."

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Life drawing class.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

Paint charming.

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

'Yes, we can run a few tests if you insist. But, I'm pretty sure that my initial diagnosis is correct.'

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

"I've renewed your prescription as the medication doesn't seem to be causing any side effects."

So typical. Hurry up and wait.

Cézanne, Mont Sainte-Victoire